If college is the best years of your life then Spring Break is the best fucking week of your life.
No parents, no R.A.s, no campus security. No homework, no waking up for class, no rules. You’ve studied hard and are on your way to med school or a Phys Ed degree; this is the time to unwind and go nuts.
You are going to meet some amazing people (possibly hook-up with one or two of them), party ten-times harder than you’d do on a normal Thursday night and bring back stories that will make you legendary.
Spring Break is a rite of passage. No more road trips crowded in a minivan with your little sister playing I-Spy with your mother. You are becoming an adult and take it from Playboy (we know how to party, ever heard of the Playboy Mansion? We thought so.) You’ll have an amazing time if you follow our guide.
In the Survival Guide we’ll lay down the Rules of Spring Break; give the definitive style guide (no shirt, no problem we have you covered) ; remind you of what products you wouldn’t have thought to pack ; and also provide the Breakers’ maxims .
Our guide has tips for both the women and men about to ditch their books in favor of a cocktail with a paper umbrella stuck in it. All we ask is that you give us a knowing wink when you are sitting pool-side having a better time than the rest of the riff-raff who are standing around quoting lame Dane Cook lines and high-fiving each other for no reason. See you after hours at the hot tub party.
--The Editors
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